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intense novelholic. realist with a slightly crude sense of humor. name's ivanna (pronounced eye-van-uhh), pleased to make your acquaintance.
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tinychatter:

you don’t realize how attached you are to someone until you go without talking to them for a bit

Posted 2 hours ago With 575,457 notes

suethespiders:

*rides off into the sunset on your dad*

pastaloverextraordinaire:

myanimefriends:

aceknightxvx:

captain-kale:

purrdition:

targaryen-wings:

lokid-fallen-angel:

whalelovingattitude:

castiel-angel-of-the-tardis:

humourous-fallen-angel:

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.

YOU OBTUSE PUMPKIN SEED

You SORDID BALLPOINT PEN

You ARROGANT DESK LAMP 

Absolute cabbage.

You tedious peanut

INCONGRUOUS CANTALOUPE 

YOU TEDIOUS CABBAGE

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YOU SORDID WAFFLE

You derisory woolen sock!

appropriately-inappropriate:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Just be careful.

Angry men get unpredictable. Don’t put sass over smart.

Posted 17 hours ago With 55,235 notes

microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

Posted 17 hours ago With 118,171 notes

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

aquachilddicksquad:

forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving

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Posted 1 day ago With 379,963 notes

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adrians1:

adrians1:

this is just a short video of me trying to escape the auto face detection and zoom of my webcam which is IMPOSSIBLE FUCK U BILL GATES

oh no it’s back

overlypolitebisexual:

men like girls who “don’t know they are beautiful” because they are afraid that one day you will realise that you are the sun and the stars and he is nothing but a discarded plastic bag clogging up the ocean that you are

Posted 2 days ago With 33,170 notes