elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
The anatomy of a Chihuahua.
Da Great Gatsby
“I ain’t talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy, biatch.”
did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart
teenage girls will fuck your shit up
1997 leonardo can get it
I watch that movie omg a-maxing movie
2013 leonardo can get it
Leo in every year if his life can get it
except an oscar
This is the most meta thing I’ve ever seen on Cartoon Network.
OH. MY. GOD.
OH MY FREAKING LORD
HOLY FUCK
oh.
GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”.
GUYS
MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
welcome to Supernatural
Robot Unicorn Attack in Tumblr-Playable form
A GIFT TO ALL MY OLD LW BROS
this isn’t a gift this is a curse
No one needed to work today, right?
Do people not realize all of these yahoo staff things are fake?
DEAN THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS INVESTIGATION
WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR ANY OF YOUR BLAHBLAHBLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
Yes, this is actually from a real episode.
it is indeed. i remember it well.
What’s funnier is you end up reading it slowly so it sounds more serious and poetic.
and then banjo in your brain starts playing and the song never leaves you for the rest of existence
